Quintessential Quirky Quotes

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
— Woody Allen

My name is only an anagram of toilets.
— T. S. Eliot

Western Civilisation? I think it would be a very good idea.
— Mohandas Gandhi

What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
— W. C. Fields

There was an old maid of Duluth
Who wept when she thought of her youth,
And the glorious chances
She’d missed at school dances
And once in a telephone booth.

— Anonymous

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