More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
— Woody Allen
My name is only an anagram of toilets.
— T. S. Eliot
Western Civilisation? I think it would be a very good idea.
— Mohandas Gandhi
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
— W. C. Fields
There was an old maid of Duluth
Who wept when she thought of her youth,
And the glorious chances
She’d missed at school dances
And once in a telephone booth.