Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 48 ]

Quirky Quotes are one of Emily Bronto's favourite Bikwil features


Quirky Quotes

The Quintessential Quirky Quotes column for Issue 48 contains some classic witticisms from Samuel Goldwyn, Groucho Marx, Lily Tomlin, Evelyn Waugh and His Anonymous Jocularity.

Please refer to our Series Catalogue for an indication as to which Bikwil issues a given author’s Quintessential Quirky Quotes have appeared in.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

If it ain’t broke, mess with it till it is.
— Anonymous

Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
— Samuel Goldwyn

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
— Groucho Marx

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
— Lily Tomlin

Only schoolchildren and spies know the second verse of the National Anthem.
— Evelyn Waugh

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