Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 46 ]

Quirky Quotes are one of Emily Bronto's favourite Bikwil features

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Quirky Quotes

For Issue 46s Quintessential Quirky Quotes the editor has selected some immortal drolleries from George Burns, Tommy Cooper, Jason Kidd, Emo Philips and Stephen Wright.

Please refer to our Series Catalogue for an indication as to which Bikwil issues a given authors Quintessential Quirky Quotes have appeared in.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
Tommy Cooper

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Jason Kidd

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Stephen Wright

I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
George Burns

People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.
Emo Phillips

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