I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If
a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by
the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.
In the nice-minded Department of Prunes and Prisms,
Its I for you