This is not a novel to be tossed
aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
— Dorothy Parker
My handwriting looks
as if a swarm of ants, escaping from an ink bottle, had walked over a
sheet of paper without wiping their legs.
— Rev. Sydney Smith
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman — or a bad woman.
It depends on how much happiness you can handle.
— George Burns
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
— Groucho Marx
His eyes today have that unmistakable look which is to be seen only in
the eyes of confirmed bachelors whose feet have been dragged to the very
brink of the pit and who have gazed at close range into the naked face
— P.G. Wodehouse