Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 34 ]

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Quirky Quotes

For Issue 34's Quintessential Quirky Quotes column the editor has selected some classic drolleries from Johnny Carson, Groucho Marx, George Bernard Shaw, Rev. Sydney Smith and Oscar Wilde.

Please refer to our Series Catalogue for an indication as to which Bikwil issues a given author's Quintessential Quirky Quotes have appeared in.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

— Johnny Carson

Dear Longman, I can't accept your invitation, for my house is full of country cousins. I wish they were once removed.
— Rev. Sydney Smith

I am afraid I play no outdoor games at all, except dominoes. I have sometimes played dominoes outside French cafés.
— Oscar Wilde

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
— Groucho Marx

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
— George Bernard Shaw

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