Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 33 ]

Quirky Quotes are one of Emily Bronto's favourite Bikwil features

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Quirky Quotes

The Quintessential Quirky Quotes column for Issue 33 contains some classic quips from G. K. Chesterton, Samuel Goldwyn, Ernie Kovacs, George Bernard Shaw and the ever-fertile mind of Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
George Bernard Shaw

We want a story that starts with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.
Samuel Goldwyn

Television a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
Ernie Kovacs

Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.

Twenty million young women rose to their feet with the cry 'We will not be dictated to', and promptly became stenographers.
G. K. Chesterton

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