Quirky Quotes
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Quirky Quotes

Our Quintessential Quirky Quotes column for Issue 31 presents some immortal drolleries from George Burns, T.S. Eliot, Groucho Marx, George Bernard Shaw and P.G. Wodehouse.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

I don't know if you have ever leaped between the sheets, all ready for a spot of sleep, and received an unforseen lizard up the left pyjama leg? It is an experience that puts its stamp on a man.
— P.G. Wodehouse

Henry James had a mind so fine no idea could violate it.
— T.S. Eliot

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
— George Burns

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
— George Bernard Shaw

Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
— Groucho Marx

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