If you really want to cheer me up,
bring money. And never mind the gift wrapping. A large rubber band will do
— W. C. Fields
I am sitting in the smallest room
in the house. I have your review in front of me. Soon it will be behind
— Max Reger
Matthew Arnold? Poor Matt, he's
gone to Heaven, no doubt — but he won't like God.
—Robert Louis Stevenson
The murals in restaurants are on a
par with the food in museums.
—Peter de Vries
The denunciation of the young is a
necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the
circulation of the blood.
—Logan Pearsall Smith