Old piano players never die; they
simply fake away.
No diet will remove all the fat
from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you
might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
— Covert Bailey
Macaulay? He has occasional flashes
of silence that make his conversation perfectly delightful.
— Rev. Sydney Smith
Who are you going to believe, me or
your own eyes?
— Groucho Marx
If only God would give me some
clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
— Woody Allen