Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 27 ]

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Quirky Quotes

In Issue 27 our Quintessential Quirky Quotes consist of some classic witticisms from Ambrose Bierce, J. W. Eagan, Dorothy Parker, Alan Plater and W. Somerset Maugham.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes


Never judge a book by its movie.
J. W. Eagan

If, with the literate I am
Impelled to write an epigram,
I never seek to take the credit;
We all assume that Oscar said it.

Dorothy Parker

American women expect to find in their husbands the perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
W. Somerset Maugham

A cannon is an instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
Ambrose Bierce

A graduate in creative jargon, he had ambitions to be a White House officer and spent hours in front of the mirror, burnishing his blandness.
Alan Plater

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