Never judge a book by its movie.
— J. W. Eagan
If, with the literate I am
Impelled to write an epigram,
I never seek to take the credit;
We all assume that Oscar said it.
— Dorothy Parker
American women expect to find in
their husbands the perfection that English women only hope to find in
— W. Somerset Maugham
A cannon is an instrument employed
in the rectification of national boundaries.
— Ambrose Bierce
A graduate in creative jargon, he
had ambitions to be a White House officer and spent hours in front of the
mirror, burnishing his blandness.
— Alan Plater