Things are more like they are now
than they ever were before.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
My grandmother started walking five
miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know
where the hell she is.
— Ellen Degeneres
Names are not always what they
seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.
— Mark Twain
There's a fine line between genius
and insanity. I have erased this line.
— Oscar Levant
Both T.S. Eliot and I like to play,
but I like to play euchre, while he likes to play Eucharist.
— Robert Frost