Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 25 ]

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Quirky Quotes

For Issue 25s Quintessential Quirky Quotes the editor has selected some memorable drolleries from Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck, Benjamin Disraeli, Chico Marx and the ever-in-demand Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes


William Gladstone has not a single redeeming defect.
Benjamin Disraeli

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Erma Bombeck

The chief problem about death . . . is the fear that there may be no afterlife, a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave . . . I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen

I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.
Chico Marx

If I had my life to live over, I'd live it over a delicatessen.
Anonymous

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