Never Mind the Vowels
[ Issue 25 ]

Never Mind the Vowels fascinates Emily Bronto

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Never Mind the Vowels

The poem Never Mind the Vowels is the fifth in our occasional series Dreadful Doggerel

The author claims to have the name Humpy Apples.

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Never Mind the Vowels, Prime Minister,
Feel the Length
[ Dreadful Doggerel No. 5 ]
Translated from a Shavian misquote by Humpy Apples



On the Iberian Peninsular

it is over level tracts of terrain

that precipitation

principally presents itself.

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