Listen, someone's screaming in
agony. Fortunately I speak it fluently.
— Spike Milligan
I don't like my music, but what is
my opinion against that of millions of others?
— Frederick Loewe
How do I write? I just put the
words down on paper, and then push them about a bit.
— Evelyn Waugh
I've been on a calendar, but I've
never been on time.
— Marilyn Monroe
In America most people now have an
annual check-up every month.
— Sir Peter Ustinov