In China, the piano piece
‘Chopsticks’ is known as ‘Knife and Fork’.
— Denis Norden
It is scandalous to see these
Society women going about with a poodle on the end of a string where a
baby would be more fitting.
— A New Zealand Newspaper
It's hard for me to get used to
these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was
— George Burns
The cook was a good cook, as cooks
go; and as good cooks go, she went.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I
sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
— Mark Twain