Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 20 ]

Quirky Quotes are one of Emily Bronto's favourite Bikwil features

Bikwil has a thing about Quirky Quotes

Quirky Quotes

For our twentieth Quintessential Quirky Quotes column the editor has chosen some immortal witticisms from George Burns, Denis Norden, Saki, Mark Twain and a New Zealand newspaper.

Please refer to our Series Catalogue for an indication as to which Bikwil issues a given author's Quintessential Quirky Quotes have appeared in.

[ Print This Issue ]  

[ Help with Printing ]

 Music Player 


Quintessential Quirky Quotes

In China, the piano piece ‘Chopsticks’ is known as ‘Knife and Fork’.
— Denis Norden

It is scandalous to see these Society women going about with a poodle on the end of a string where a baby would be more fitting.
— A New Zealand Newspaper

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
— George Burns

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as good cooks go, she went.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
— Mark Twain

Contents  Read Next Item  Read Previous Item
Top of Page

Home | Visitors' Guide | Random Read | Current Issue | Essays & Poems | Catalogues
Site Search
| Likeable Links | Subscriptions | About Us | FAQ | Testimonials | Site Map