You and I are exceptions to the laws
of nature; you have risen by your gravity, and I have sunk by my levity.
— Rev. Sydney Smith
I've made so many
movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore.
They leave it on the dresser.
— Shirley MacLaine
There's no such thing
as a tough child. If you parboil them first for seven hours, they always
come out tender.
— W. C. Fields
One of his hobbies was
to wait for the American Shakespeare — a hobby more patient than angling.
— G. K. Chesterton
Ernest Hemmingway is
always willing to lend a hand to the one above him.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald