Les Musiques Imbéciles
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Les Musiques Imbéciles

The poem Les Musiques Imbéciles is another in our occasional series Dreadful Doggerel

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Les Musiques Imbéciles
[ Dreadful Doggerel No. 4 ]
— Henri Dandin




To play a Chopin Polonaise
Would not be awfully easy,
Specially on a keyboard greasy
With a coat of mayonnaise.


Nor can cheap and punctured vellum
Help a novice drummer’s nerves;
I’m sure, however, whisky serves
To quickly, smartly, nicely quell ‘em.


And lugging harps and basses round
Is sure to very promptly learn ya;
Otherwise your painful hernya
Finds you surgically gowned.

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