Quirky Quotes
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Quirky Quotes

In Issue 14 our Quintessential Quirky Quotes column presents some classic drolleries from Woody Allen, Robert Benchley, Lawrence Durrell, Henry Kissinger and the ever-fertile mind of Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
Anonymous

Like all young men I set out to be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened.
Lawrence Durrell

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinger

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley

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