Don't worry if you're a
kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
Like all young men I set out to
be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened.
— Lawrence Durrell
There cannot be a crisis next
week. My schedule is already full.
— Henry Kissinger
Basically my wife was immature.
I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
— Woody Allen
It took me fifteen years to
discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up
because by that time I was too famous.
— Robert Benchley