So she broke her leg while working
as an actress in London, did she? She must have done it sliding down a
— Dorothy Parker
I only took the
regular courses, reeling and writhing.
— Lewis Carroll
A gentleman is someone
who can play the bagpipes — and does not.
Few things so speedily
modify an uncle's love as a nephew's air gun bullet in the fleshy part of
— P. G. Wodehouse
Stafford Cripps? There
but for the grace of God goes God.
— Sir Winston Churchill
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