I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
— Dan Quayle
Cecil Rhodes? I like him, I
frankly confess it; and when his time comes I shall buy a piece of the rope
for a keepsake.
— Mark Twain
The trouble with her is that she
lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
— George Bernard Shaw
Few things so speedily modify an
uncle's love as a nephew's air gun bullet in the fleshy part of the leg.
— P. G. Wodehouse
When I am in the pulpit, I have
the pleasure of seeing my audience nod approbation while they sleep.
— Rev. Sydney Smith