Quirky Quotes
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Quirky Quotes are one of Emily Bronto's favourite Bikwil features

Bikwil has a thing about Quirky Quotes

Quirky Quotes

Issue 5's helping of Quintessential Quirky Quotes consists of some memorable witticisms from Samuel Butler, Alfred Hitchcock, Groucho Marx, Dorothy Parker and the ever-prolific Anonymous.

Please refer to our Series Catalogue for an indication as to which Bikwil issues a given author's Quintessential Quirky Quotes have appeared in.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock

It was good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make two people miserable instead of four.
Samuel Butler

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Cricket is a game invented by God to teach Englishmen the meaning of the word 'eternity'.

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