Clement Atlee? A modest little man with much to be modest about.
— Sir Winston Churchill
I was thrown out of college for
cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next
— Woody Allen
I told my wife the truth. I told
her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she
was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I always keep a supply of
stimulant handy in case I see a snake — which I also keep handy.
— W.C. Fields
In order to enjoy an ingenious
pun one has only to stop groaning like a schoolboy and enjoy the thing
like a man.
— Steve Race