Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 4 ]

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Quirky Quotes

For Issue 4's Quintessential Quirky Quotes the editor has selected some immortal drolleries from Woody Allen, Sir Winston Churchill, Rodney Dangerfield, W.C. Fields and Steve Race.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes


Clement Atlee? A modest little man with much to be modest about.
Sir Winston Churchill

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Woody Allen

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake which I also keep handy.
W.C. Fields

In order to enjoy an ingenious pun one has only to stop groaning like a schoolboy and enjoy the thing like a man.
Steve Race

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