Off-key in the Kitchen
[ Issue 4 ]

'Off-key in the Kitchen' captivates Emily Bronto

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Off-key in the Kitchen

Off-key in the Kitchen is the first of our ongoing series of Dreadful Doggerel offerings.  Someone called Percy is the musical culprit.

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Off-key in the Kitchen
[ Dreadful Doggerel No. 1 ]
— Percy



Trying to tune
To a bent tablespoon
Would be just a little bit awkward.

Why hit the thing,
When you know it won’t ring
As well as a new tuning fork would?

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