Have I ever conducted any Stockhausen? No, but I once trod in some.
— Sir Thomas Beecham
I have noticed that
trouble invariably follows when God appears to be interesting Himself in
— Jerome K. Jerome
I was recently on a
tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study
Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
— Dan Quayle
Never eat anything at
one sitting that you can't lift.
— Miss Piggy
Nycilla dyes her
locks, 'tis said,
But 'tis a foul aspersion;
She buys them black; they therefore need
No subsequent immersion.
— Marcus Valerius Martial