Quirky Quotes
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Quirky Quotes

For our first Quintessential Quirky Quotes column the editor has selected some classic drolleries from Woody Allen, T.S. Eliot, W.C. Fields, Mohandas Gandhi and the ever-prolific Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Woody Allen

My name is only an anagram of toilets. 
T. S. Eliot

Western Civilisation? I think it would be a very good idea. 
Mohandas Gandhi

What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? 
W. C. Fields

There was an old maid of Duluth
Who wept when she thought of her youth,
And the glorious chances
She'd missed at school dances
And once in a telephone booth.


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